As reported on social and mainstream media over the past week, a remarkable event has taken place at the Museum of Miniature Found Objects. Whilst demonstrating the Anti-Forgery Auto Compactor, Hedwig Peeves (Apprentice Curator) was pulled into the machine by his tie when it caught in the item being fed into the AFAC. Fortunately the damage to his head was not severe and on his return to work last week, he reported that hair on his head had started to grow again. As a sufferer of premature baldness, this had caused him some considerable surprise. Currently the Vitoria Hair Institute is investigating the possibility that the miniaturisation process is the cause of Mr Peeves' hair regrowth.
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Found objects:
= doll: 10.17am, Wednesday 19 August 2009, Richmond Road, east London;
= fabric daffodil: 3.31pm, Monday 15 February 2010, Brougham Road, east London;
= grey nylon hair: 1.57pm, Thursday 22 October 2015, Roman Way, north London;
= stars: 11.09am, Tuesday 2 December 2014, Whitfield Street, central London.
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