The astonishing discovery of the Anti-Forgery Auto Compactor's ability to promote hair regrowth in those experiencing baldness has led to large numbers of enquiries at the Museum of Miniature Found Objects. In view of this, the MMFO is currently revising its schedule to enable visitors to benefit from both the AFAC's facilities. On Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays, the AFAC is available for hair regrowth treatment, and on Tuesdays and Thursdays, for miniaturisation of found objects.* The apprentice curator (Hedwig Peeves, above) who was instrumental in the discovery after falling into the AFAC during a demonstration to museum visitors, has reported he's "delighted with my lovely new barnet," and currently has no plans to visit a barber.
*Please note, charges will apply for use of the hair regrowth treatment. Also, where a miniaturised object is accepted by the MMFO for its collection, a payment will be made to the donor (see the musuem’s Schedule 302, Section 4: Payments for the schedule of rates).
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