Museum of Miniature Found Objects

The Museum of Miniature Found Objects regrets to announce it has had no option but to call on the services of a private investigation agency. The British Museum has not proved as cooperative as hoped in the ongoing enquiries into the jam smears on the package found in the MMFO shop, and also at the Montague Place entrance to the British Museum. The agency's efforts have so far found additional evidence of the jam inside the British Museum itself, in the Egyptology Galleries. The British Museum was unavailable for comment earlier today.

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Found objects:
= Florival bottle top: 2.11pm, Monday 15 October 2018, Place Saint-Job, Uccle, Brussels;

= key 1: 1.12 pm, Wednesday 11 September 2019, Bomber Command Memorial, Green Park, central London;

= key 2: 11am, Saturday 30 March 2013, Homerton Railway Station, west-bound platform, east London;

= key 3: 10.01am, Thursday 31 May 2012, Roman Way, north London;

= key 4: 9.27pm, Thursday 25 August 2016, foot of the escalators to the Piccadilly Line, Leicester Square Tube Station, London;

= key 5: 10.36am, Monday 8 February, 2016, Woolston Close, east London.