Museum of Miniature Found Objects

The Museum of Miniature Found Objects was deeply concerned to receive reports that a school party from Taipei had gone missing whilst visiting the museum on Tuesday morning. A thorough search of the premises was conducted. The MMFO is happy to announce the party was located on Wednesday morning, tired and hungry but safe, in a disused wing at the museum. Mr Nestor Bronkofiev and a missing umbrella were also found in the same wing, closed in 1941 due to bomb damage from enemy action during the Blitz (when an invaluable collection of Victorian flea circus equipment was sadly lost). To prevent further incidents, the MMFO has redesigned the map of the museum, and its new, simplified form will guide visitors safely and easily around the museum. Copies are now available from the Museum Gift Shop.